“There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
Hoosier Farmer quotes
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“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar quotes (American motivational Speaker and Author. )
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“The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.”
Molly McGee quotes
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“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe quotes (German Playwright, Poet, Novelist and Dramatist. 1749-1832)
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“All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.”
Franklin P. Jones quotes (American Businessman, 1887-1929)
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“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”
Martin Luther quotes (German Priest and Scholar whose questioning of certain church practices led to the Protestant Reformation. 1483-1546)
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“My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.”
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“'Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!”
Winston Churchill quotes (British Orator, Author and Prime Minister during World War II. 1874-1965)
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash
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A woman who knows how to compose a soup or a salad that is perfectly harmonious in flavour ought to be clever at mixing together the sweet and harsh elements of a man's character, and she will understand how to charm and keep forever her husband's heart and soul.
Berjane
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
Barbara Bush
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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck
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He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
Sarah Jessica Parker
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I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.
Katherine Dunham
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I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is the harmony, style, joy, and dignity he creates in his marriage, and the pleasure and inspiration he provides for his spouse.
Benjamin McLane Spock
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I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband.
Julie Benz
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If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right, we lose an unhappy marriage as well, and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all.
Richard Bach
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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
-- Hoosier Farmer
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Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar
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My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it.
Dottie Archibald
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My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering.
Rhonda Hansome
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No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.
Elsa Einstein
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck
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Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other -- it doesn't matter who it is -- and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.
Mother Teresa
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That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger--not to be interfered with by speech or action which would distract the sensations from the fresh enjoyment of repose.
George Eliot
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To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone De Beauvoir
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What is a husband? He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can - don't disappoint him.
Alan Beck
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When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems to me, in spite of such obstacles dividing them as parents or husband, that they belong to each other in the name of Nature, and are lovers by Divine right, in spite of human convention or the laws.
Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort
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When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.”
santiz
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“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open”
Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)
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“When a husband is embraced without affection, there must be some reason for it.”
Hitopadesa quotes
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“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
Benjamin Franklin quotes (American Statesman, Scientist, Philosopher, Printer, Writer and Inventor. 1706-1790)
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“When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.”
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“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
Marie Corelli quotes
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“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie quotes (English Detective, Novelist and Playwright, 1890-1976)
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“A good wife makes a good husband”
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“Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.”
Angelina Jolie quotes (American Actress, b.1975)
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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Love is the beauty of the soul.
Saint Augustine
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Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to Love.
Virgil
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Pure love produces pure nonsense.
Jonathan Klinger
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
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A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Rupert Brooke
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Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Leo Buscaglia
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When you love someone, all your saved up wishes start coming out.
Elizabeth Bowen
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There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
George Sand
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Love is first friendship and then commitment.
Jacques Pierre Ribault
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You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.
Julie de Lespinasse
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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction
Antoine de Saint-
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“If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right, we lose an unhappy marriage as well, and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all.”
Richard Bach quotes (American Writer, author of 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull', b.1936)
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“Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and it's the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husband's mood.”
Marquis De Sade quotes (French nobleman and Novelist whose perverse sexual preferences and erotic writings gave rise to the term sadism. 1740-1814)
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“A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it”
H. H. Munro quotes (Burman born English Novelist and short-story Writer (under pseudonym Saki), 1870-1916)
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“At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world”
Elbert Hubbard quotes (American editor, publisher and writer, 1856-1915)
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“Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.”
Rita Rudner quotes (American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA)
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“A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation for one moment after the decay of their affection would be a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration.”
Percy Bysshe Shelley quotes (English Romantic Poet whose passionate search for personal love and social justice was gradually channeled from overt actions into poems that rank with the greatest in the English language. 1792-1822)
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“To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.”
Simone de Beauvoir quotes (French Writer and feminist, 1908-1986)
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“Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.”
Ambrose Bierce quotes (American Writer, Journalist and Editor, 1842-1914)
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“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
Rita Rudner quotes (American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA)
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