"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
- Anon
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"I can see clearly now, the brain has gone"
- Anon
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"I am nobody Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"
- Anon
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"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
- Anon
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Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature
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All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
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if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
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I intend to live forever- so far so good
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Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you
gonna drink that?"
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Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!
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When u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
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people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there
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Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
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I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!
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I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
